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(Please see below for release and ordering information. We now accept online orders via Paypal; we also accept regular mail orders with payment by personal check or money order. For any questions regarding any products listed here or ordering options, please contact us at malfunctioncentral@yahoo.com.)

ARTIST CD RELEASES

7.ZARK.7 - ABSOLUTE DISINTEGRATION OF AVAILABLE MASS
Several years in the making, this collection of electronic, techno, ambient and experimental sounds is the solo debut of DESTINATION: EARTH! Patrol Commander 7.Zark.7. Though a far cry from D:E!'s brand of hard-hitting surf-rock mayhem, the eleven tracks collected here are a fascinating listen in their own right. Includes "Toe Tapper," "If I Could Only Reach My Utility Belt...," "More Machine Than Man," and many more! $6ppd

  

 

DESTINATION: EARTH! - ADVENTURES IN NEWSPACE
Second full-length release from the galaxy's favorite combo, featuring 15 spaced-out, hard-driving, surf-rocking tracks. Includes "System Failure," "Vector Sigma Stomp," "Stationary Orbit," and the title track. $7ppd

 
 

DESTINATION: EARTH! - PLAY THE HITS OF THE FUTURE
Brand new 16-song release from the galaxy's favorite power trio of rock-it science, featuring "Running Out Of Limits," "Space Cowboy Party Theme," "Space Man" and more!! $7ppd


 

DESTINATION: EARTH! - TRAPPED IN HYPERSPACE WITH...
Debut full-length release from the this group of otherworldly invaders. Includes 14 tracks, featuring "Boldly Going Nowhere," "First Wave," "Stolen Space Station," and the ever-popular "Alien Loveslave." $14ppd


HAPPY AND PLAID - THE BEST OF HAPPY AND PLAID
10th anniversary collection, featuring some of the funniest, strangest, and most pointless music you have ever heard. All the would-be classics are here, including "Disco Frog," "Death Trolley," "Gay Smurfs," and the nearly legendary Happy And Plaid theme song! Nearly thirty tracks in all! $6ppd


IN STITCHES - BIG WET ONE
Debut full-length from this quirky pop rock duo. Includes classics like "My Dear (you make me sick)," "All The Perfect People," "Dust In A Dress," and "First Annual Going-out-of-business Sale." 17 tracks in all! See our 'Arists' page for a link to the band's site. $7ppd


 

IN STITCHES - HUMDINGER EP
The latest release from IN STITCHES, featuring their big full-band sound. Four great tracks; "Reverse Speed Ahead," "Don't Set Me Free," "Good War," and "The Disposable Kind." See our 'Arists' page for a link to the band's site. $4ppd

THE MADEIRA - CARPE NOCTEM
The second full-length from this high-energy instrumental surf-rock band features 13 excellent tracks, including  "Wreak Havoc," "The Saracen," "Undercurrents," "Rolling Thunder," "Surf Fidelis" and "Sahar." Highly recommended for all fans of instrumental or surf music! Purchase the album HERE. 

THE MADEIRA - RUINS EP
The latest from THE MADEIRA, this EP collects their cover versions of songs by the likes of Dick Dale, the Surf Coasters, and the Treble Spankers. If you like intense, amazing guitar playing, this is definitely the disc for you! Purchase the cd HERE.

THE MADEIRA - SANDSTORM
The debut CD by THE MADEIRA, an instrumental surf-rock combo led by Ivan Pongracic of The Space Cossacks. Sandstorm has 13 great tunes, including "El Caliph," "Burning Mirage," "Rogue Wave," and the title track. Purchase the cd HERE.

P.J. OTAKU - KEEP ON ROCKIN' IN THE FLEA WORLD

The second cd from P.J. Otaku features "A Twist Of Random," "Orbital Warp Blast," a cover of Leonard Nimoy's "The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins," and 12 more tracks! This album also includes a special unlisted bonus track, the "dirty version" of "Joss Whedon (Is My Master Now)"!  $7ppd

P.J. OTAKU - UKE-A-HOLICS UNANIMOUS

The debut album from the Midwest's foremost punk rock ukulelist. Over a dozen tracks, including "She's A Mystery," "Joss Whedon (Is My Master Now)" (original version)," "Punk Rock Ukulelist" and more! $7ppd

P.J. OTAKU - UKES NOT NUKES

15 new tracks, including "Otaku Song," "Number Six" (a tribute to Battlestar Galactica), "We Could Be Heroes" (a tribute to Heroes), and "Song Title in the Lyric." $7ppd

THE SHAKE UPS - A TWIST OF LEMON
The debut album from THE SHAKE UPS, A Twist Of Lemon an eclectic confection of 14 guitar-pop gems, with influences ranging from 60's pop to modern alternative and indie. This ragtag little band evokes everyone from the Shins and XTC to Weezer and Apples In Stereo, all the while sounding every bit like themselves. Song samples and purchasing information can be found HERE.

THE SHAKE UPS - BREATHING THE FLOOD  
The brand new release from these So Cal-based indie-rockers, Breathing The Flood is stuffed to the brim with melodic hooks, swirling keyboards, rocking guitars and harmony vocals. 12 tracks in all, ranging from the high-energy power-pop of "Can't Stop the Signal" and "Sex Exchange Operation" to the weighty, reflective "Make Some Noise" and "Modern Age." If the New Pornographers, the Pixies, and Elvis Costello ever formed a new supergroup, it would probably sound like this. Song samples & purchasing information available HERE.  


COMPILATION RELEASES

SCHUELL ZINE, WITH GEEK MONGER MUSIC VOL. 3 CD
This spiffy punk and indie-related zine includes a great CD comp from Murk Ta Records, featuring the likes of the Mixelpricks, Kaki.O.Badi, Destination: Earth!, the Matlock Four, Garrison & more!
$6ppd

TROUBLE IN THE SQUIRTHOUSE - INTERNATIONAL PUNK COMPILATION
This 35-track disc features punk-influenced bands from around the globe, including Germ Attack, Volta Do Mar, Damaged Digital, Destination: Earth!, The Turturros, Snackbox & more!
$6ppd


OTHER ITEMS

DESTINATION: EARTH! - LIVE FROM VECTOR SIGMA VHS VIDEO (SOLD OUT!)
Bunk Films presents live performance footage of a dozen DESTINATION: EARTH! classics, along with some behind-the-scenes band interviews, and a sneak peek into the life and times of arch-nemesis Gattler The Terrible!
$7ppd

DESTINATION: EARTH! T-SHIRT (XL only)
Surrender your planet in style when you don this spiffy glow-in-the-dark tee. Two-sided design with Gattler The Terrible on one side, and a robot invader on the other. Nice!
$10ppd


ORDERING INFORMATION (personal check, money order, or credit card via Paypal)
To place an order via regular mail by personal check or money order, simply list the items you would like to purchase, the quantity of each, and total your order (All postage & handling charges are included in the prices listed). Once you have reached a total, send your order information, along with check or money order (payable to Gelatinous Productions) to:

GELATINOUS PRODUCTIONS, 28401 Rancho California Road, Temecula, CA  92590 

We also accept online orders via Paypal. For individual item orders you may click on any of the links above to order online. If you would like to order several items, please list the items, along with the quantity of each, in an e-mail to malfunctioncentral@yahoo.com. We will then submit an invoice to you for the items, which should be paid to our Paypal account ID, as listed on the invoice. Once the payment is received, your items will be processed and sent to you.

Most orders are shipped within 2-4 business days of receipt, but please allow 2-3 weeks for delivery in case an item is temporarily out of stock. For additional information on any product, please do not hesitate to contact us via e-mail at malfunctioncentral@yahoo.com.